GRAND OPENING

Welcome to Uncle Slappy’s Pizza and Games! A place where you can definitely leave your children over night!

Uncle Slappy would just like to welcome all curious parties in doors for some good pizza and wonderful video games. The games are made from one hundred percent edible ingredients and maybe a hint of rat poop, and the pizza developed my cousin Ted. Is has been playing Peggle for years so you can trust him.

Enjoy!